How To Steal A Rainbow’s Thunder
A colourful rainbow arcing across the open sky is one of nature’s true marvels.
Likewise, the way a digital rainbow bikini arcs over your curves will be another of nature’s marvels.
Of course, the difference between a rainbow in the sky and a rainbow bikini worn by you is the degree of... sexiness conveyed.
On the sexiness scale of 1-100 a sky rainbow has a sexiness rating of... er... about... minus 3 million and 24.
Whereas you wearing a digital rainbow bikini has a sexiness ratio of... well... anywhere from 95 to all the way to off the charts sexy.
And not just sexy.
We’re talking Sexy with a Capital-S.
Oh, and multi-coloured Sexy too.
So who is ever going to notice a rainbow in the sky if you are standing under it wearing a digital rainbow bikini?!
It’s... no... competition!
The rainbow in the sky would be forgotten.