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516 shorts




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Be Careful Not To Sink Any Ships In These...

Lighthouses were designed to protect sailors from crashing their boats into the rocks.

But the Lighthouse Shorts?

I can just picture it…

Some love-starved sailor (who's been at sea for 3 months with nothing for company other than a crew of fish-stinking sailors and a bucket full of lobsters) is going to be steering his boat safely into shore… when suddenly…

…he claps eyes on you sashaying along the beach in your skimpy Lighthouse Shorts.

What will happen?

It’s obvious: His boat will be pointed in one direction. His head will be pointed in another direction (on you!). And before the love-starved sailor knows it, the water’s current will have steered his boat straight into the rocks!! Crash. Bang. Glug… glug!

Moral of the story: Be mindful of love-starved sailors when wearing the Lighthouse Shorts.

Hey… real sailors are a dying breed… we need to do everything we can to save them!


These Lighthouse 516 Shorts are made of a soft stretch cotton blend. 
60% Polyester 32% Cotton 8% Elastane

Please refer to the garment label for specific instructions on how best to care for your sexy outerwear to give you years of satisfaction and enjoyment! 

The general rule for all high-quality outerwear is to hand wash and hang to dry out of direct sunlight.




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