She Needed A Cup, Officer…
So here’s the scene:
Your smoking hot Bisophere Maxi Dress you ordered has just arrived. And as fate would have it, an invitation to a house party has also fallen on your lap.
Hot outfit? Hot invitation? Look out, World.
So, you slip into your Biosphere Maxi Dress, and arrive to the party fashionably late (of course!). You saunter over to the punch bowl. “No more cups?” You’ll notice. “What a pity…” You’ll say.
Not but nanoseconds after those words roll of your tongue, you’ll hear a thunderous sound… of hundreds of footsteps headed your way at high speeds.
When the dust settles, and after the injured bystanders are carted away. Law enforcement will begin their questioning:
How on earth a stampede of men could simultaneously have lost all rhyme & reason, and trample countless partygoers to get to your side?
All they’ll be able to tell them is this: “She needed a cup, Officer. The woman in THAT dress... she needed a cup.”