Your Game Plan
The name hints at exactly what you should (and deserve to) do: Chill in the tropics.
Your game plan: Buy a ticket to the nearest tropical destination for a week long vacay. Order the Tropical Chill Bikini. Play hooky from work. Lay out on the beach... drink pina colada, margaritas, whatever... soak up some rays and... chill the @$&* out for a week.
You and I both know the emails and stack of paperwork left by uptight Derek in finance can bloody well wait.
And come on... the downtime will do you good. Everybody needs some chillin' time on a tropical beach. You do too.
So here's our recommendation: Wear the Tropical Chill Bikini on the beach, take sun cream... and wait... just wait... til some beach hunk comes over and offers to apply some sun cream to your shoulders.
Hint: You won't have to wait long!