Your Game Plan
The name hints at exactly what you should (and deserve to) do: Chill in the tropics.
Your game plan: Buy a ticket to the nearest tropical destination for a week long vacay. Order the Tropical Chill Bikini. Play hooky from work. Lay out by the pool... drink pina colada, margaritas, whatever... soak up some rays and... chill the @$&* out for a week.
You and I both know the emails and stack of paperwork left by uptight Derek in finance can bloody well wait.
And come on... the downtime will do you good. Everybody needs some chillin' time at the pool or on a tropical beach.
That includes you!